This is amazing, lol. My favorite is #9!
I would like to add:
11) wearing a CamelBak in ANY setting other than an ultra marathon or the middle of the fricken’ desert – $150.00
12) running in full make-up, perfume, cologne and/ or jewelry – $50.00
13) use of tutu during a legit half or full marathon (in any location other than Disney World, where that is not only ok but expected, lol)- $25.00